While working my current favourite internet radio station is Luxuria Music. A wide selection of exotic delights await those brave enough to, you know, listen to it. It's nurturing my recently neglected Inner Beachcomber.
That is all.
Friday, June 30, 2006
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Great Inventions That Might Almost Work
1) A car for politicians and celebrities. In the event of a crash it breathalyses the driver and upon receiving a positive result rotates the seats placing the passenger in front of the wheel.
2) The Cut-Off Button. Once set up, a single push sends an email to a lawyer immediately initiating disinheritance proceedings. Great for family holidays! ("Can I have a lick of your ice-cream?" "But you've... OK. Fine.")
3)A button for zebra crossings that actually does increase the chance of the green man arriving with every successive press.
4)Shoes that make Godzilla crashing noises with every step.
5)A gyroscopic hat that gives you perfect balance in all situations. Great while on trains, planes and boats, as well as tightropes, stilts and unicycles. Someone please build this. (Although it turns out someone else thought of this 95 years ago...)
2) The Cut-Off Button. Once set up, a single push sends an email to a lawyer immediately initiating disinheritance proceedings. Great for family holidays! ("Can I have a lick of your ice-cream?" "But you've... OK. Fine.")
3)A button for zebra crossings that actually does increase the chance of the green man arriving with every successive press.
4)Shoes that make Godzilla crashing noises with every step.
5)A gyroscopic hat that gives you perfect balance in all situations. Great while on trains, planes and boats, as well as tightropes, stilts and unicycles. Someone please build this. (Although it turns out someone else thought of this 95 years ago...)
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