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Apparently the new Star Wars TV series will be about Luke Skywalker's youth.
Correct me if I'm wrong, and I know you will, but I thought the whole point of Luke's life was that up to the first film he was stuck on a crappy desert planet running a farm with his nice but dull Aunt and Uncle.
So it's basically going to be The Archers In Space. "This week, Luke suggests a new crop for the Eastern field, but Uncle Owen remains sceptical about the popularity of Vroonbeans in this quadrant".

Comix Thing Report Coming Soon

It's Your Thing

6 reasons why I'm going to the UK Web and Mini Comix Thing this year:

1)I went last year and I dropped a sandwich. I want it back.

2)To see what the more fashionable geeks are wearing this year.

3)Show of support for the lads of Sumo Dojo. They're fragile and need to be wrangled.

4)It's a great chance to see a lot of people sitting at tables in a room. Who gets to do that any more?

5)If you want to meet talented artists before they become too successful or implode and become a Shaolin Monk, this is the place to be.

6)Of all the Things this year, this is the best.

Glasses may not be real.

Oh look, it's Grandpa. But why's he vibrating his hands at an incredible speed?
No, wait, it's my new nephew...
Unnecessarily frank details here.